Skeezix's Scratching Post

The Most Terrifying Halloween Movie EVER!!

I am not...

Cymotrichous.

Labels: national spelling bee, pinkalicious, the spelling bee dress code still suks

MEET ME AT MOUSEBREATH!

If yer wundering whut I've been up to and yer wundering why I'm not posting heer, it's becuz after Catster dumped me and unceremoniussly kikt me to the kerb, I wint to werk for mousebreath! Mousebreath! is the ferst online lifestyle magazine by cats for cats and kittens and cat lovers.

Becuz of the long hours werking at mousebreath, I won't be able to rite on my own blog for a wile. So pleeze bookmark mousebreath!and vizit me thare evry day.

Yer frend,
Skeezix

Labels: mousebreath

Me an da Qween

Today, Qween Elizubeth went to the place ware they make Mother's Milk, and stood in the EXACT SAME PLACE as me win I was thare! Ixsept she made the foe paw of not drinking the Mother's Milk. That part has me confyoozed. Why wood she tern down the NEKTER OF THE HEVENS?????

Heer is da qween:

And here I am at the spot on the bar that she wuz facing:

I gess I'm just a magnet for qweens, huh?

(Thank yoo, Derby and Ducky, for the heds up!)

Labels: guinness, queen of england

Da Wedding!

Well, frends, it's been qwite a week! I'm still processing all the fotos frum the wedding pawties that I got to attend, and me and my pal Flat Tyler still have to sqweeze in sum siteseeing and shopping. I wunt to be a Sloane Ranger just like my idol da byootiful Princess Diana.

Heer is me and my flat buddy Tyler, and our other frends Maxwell and Eli. We did a pajama pawty before the wedding. It was fun, but win we tride to put pink spunge rollers in my hare, it didn't werk. My hares are too short. But otherwize it wuz fun.

As you may or mayn't know, I was unable to skore an invitayshun to the Royal Wedding. But I wuz in good cumpany cuz Tony Blare and da Prez of the USA did not git invited either.

So insted of sitting in a stuffy cherch without a good view of anything (cuz I'm short, you know), I got invited by my grate frend Freya to attend sum street pawties. The pikchers up above are of that. Freya was a purrfect hostess and made shur I got lots and lots of that scrumshus British food. And we got to see closeups of evrything on the telly (that's TV for my Amerikun frends), wich is better than what we wood have seen in the stuffy cherch.

At first, it looked like the wedding wood be rained out. But then the sun came out and it was a byootiful day! I even put a little sunblok on my nose and ears.

Anyway, my eyes leaked a little when da byootiful bride wint down the isle. And when they kissed!!! It was just like a fairy tale with a happy ending.

More pikchers are coming! And maybe I'll do a fashun report to, cuz I think I'll wet my pants if I don't git to dish abowt Eugenie and Beatrice's hats and frumpy owtfits. I wuz a little disappointed that my idol Sir Elton John was NOT waring outrayjuss glasses.

Hey, yoo need to check out my new endever. It's an online cat lifestyle magazeen called mousebreath! It's at mousebreath.com. That's ware yoo'll find me these days insted of at The Cat's Meow. Win I'm not globetrotting. It is taking all of my energy these days, so hed on over!

THANK YOO FREYA!!!!!

Labels: england, Eugenie and Beatrice looked like aliens frum the planet Frump, freya is da best, the royal wedding

Gess ware I'm going???

Can anybuddy gess ware I'm hedded? Here's a hint: It's the last name of one of the pare of fashion expurrts who I idolize.

Labels: maribou trim, pampered whiskers, the royal wedding

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!! As yoo can planely see, this vishus deer is hanging out by a big berd becuz he noze that big fat joosy cats like Tripper like to make berds go ded. So all he has to do is wate for a big fat KLOOLESS joosy cat like Tripper to come along and BAM!

Well, yoo know the rest. I don't wunt to git groosume!

AND BE CAREFUL MEEZERS AND BILLY! This deer livs by yoo!!!!!

Labels: vishus deer alert

Sorry I haven't bin blogging

I wunted to apologize to evrywun for not blogging more on my Scratching Post. Things have bin hot and hevvy over at The Cat's Meow, wich has reqwired a lot of my attenshun.And the Food Lady has NOT gotten my Easter owtfit yet. And I have NOT fownd anybuddy in the UK to take Flat Skeezix and Flat Tyler to Lundun during the Royal Wedding. So I've been deeling with a lot of poop!

All I can say is, pleeeeze bookmark CatsMeowBlog.com.

Oh, and don't furget to vote for my speshul frend Daisy for the Best Blog Award. Just klik that orangey yellow badge at the top of the right columm.

Labels: Cats Meow Blog, the royal wedding

Pleeze Help My Food Lady be the Purina Cat Chow Correspondent

As yoo may or mayn't know, my Food Lady is trying to git hired as the ferst Purina Cat Chow correspondent. So to help, I made a video to send to Purina to git her hired.

YOO CAN HELP! Click heer to go to the site on Facebook, post a link to the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqnp0zpUq7U).Then tell them why they shood hire the FL (applicant #4492).

Also, pleeze cross-post on FB and Twitter.

And watch the moovey I made.

thank yoo,

yer frend,

Skeezix the Cat

Labels: FACEBOOK, karen nichols, purina, purina cat chow, purina cat chow correspondent, twitter

Moe the Geezer Meezer about to Git the Axe in Kill Shelter in LA

My hart got broked the morning win I red abowt Moe the Geezer Meezer. Moe got dropped off at a kill shelter cuz he is "too old." Sweet Moe is only 12 yeers old.

Moe can be saved if he can git a foster home (in LA area) and $300 for his medikul ixpenses. Yoo can donate below or click here if yoo can foster Moe.

12 YEAR OLD POLYDACTYL SEAL POINT/SNOWSHOE SWEET SIAMESE "MOE" NEEDS OUT TODAY!!!!!

Sweet Moe was turned into the shelter on March 8th by his owners because he was too old.

Like most cats there, he has come down with URI and I have been given 5 hours notice to get him out.

We need a FOSTER and DONATIONS – at least $300 for his vetting , senior blood panel and pull.

PLEASE NETWORK HIM!!!!!!! HE is a DOLL and a VOLUNTEER FAVORITE!!! He also has extra toes in the front of his feet!!!!

Chip-In for Donations: http://carsoncats.chipin.com/moe

Labels: sausage factory