I've got a cat cam!

Things have bin a littul slow lately trying to git clients as a bolin' coach, so I think I'm gonna follow in the footsteps of the FL and be a fotograffer win I'm not coachin' bolers.

So, I got a Cat Cam, which is a camra made fur cats to take pikchers with. Like Cooper the Catumentarian does, and Mr Lee, too. The camras werk for cats like me hoo wern't born with oppozubul thums.

I took a squillion fotos, but most of them were of the litter box, and the rest were kinda blurry, but heer's one taken frum our balkony. I go thare and look down into the frunt yard on my patrols. The FL thinks I have a lot of potenshul.

Unforchewnitly, I had to cut my foto sesshun off erly cuz I got a cold. If yoo'll remember, Mr TF took off my speshul Thanksgiving swetter wich forst me to run arownd nekkid wich made me git a kold. Sinse I'm sher yoo don't wunt to look at snotty fotos, I'll wate till I'm better to take more shots.

I've got a cat cam!

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Thanksgivin Day

We had a good Thanksgiving. I wared my turkey swetter and chekt owt all the fixins, inklooding the pumkin pie.

Mr Tasty Face reely loved my turkey swetter. He tride to ware it, but he coodn't git it over his hed. So he wared it as a stylish hat. This ment I had to walk arownd nekkid until the FL fownd anuther kyoot owtfit for me to ware.



And after dinner was over, we reeded Marney's Thanksgiving Letter, wich makes the FL snork.

I hope evrybuddy got lots of turkey!!!

Thanksgivin Day

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Happy Turkey Day!!!!

I am vary thankful for the following things:

• Tripper hasn't eetin me, yet.
• Mr Tasty Face's face is still vary tasty
• TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY!
• My speshul frend Daisy is the most talunted and byootiful cat in the werld even if she has a littul nip problim.
• My big bruther Mao is the bestest big bruther in the werld.
• Rocky is still arownd.
• I have the best job in the werld.
• Jeter Harris made my dreem come troo this yeer by taking me to skool and letting me help teech a klass!
• The FL stays home all day just so she can pet me and tell me what a good cat I am. And feed me Fansy Feest winever I wunt it.
• I also git to spend Thanksgiving with Sarge Charlie and Antie Bee and Flat Jete.

As yoo can planely see, it is a good Thanksgiving fur us this yeer. I hope all of yoo have lots to be thankful for, too!

Happy Turkey Day!!!!

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Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday

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Belated Condolinses

I am vary behind on my blogging cuz the FL, hoo usually helps me, is bizzy taking care of my grammy hoo wares her bathrobe all day long and has tubes hanging owt of her body. I don't go by her cuz she's scary.

So it has taken me longer than usual to rite these rememberances of two of my favorite cats hoo wint the the bridge reesintly: Bathsheba and Jade.

Bathsheba (and the dear, departed Jake) were two of my ferst frends frum the interwebs. Win we herd Bathsheba had gone to the bridge, our faces leeked and leeked and leeked. She got krabilated a lot (like my big bruther Mao), but she was still luvable (like my big bruther Mao).



Jade (one of Cammie's Kitties) made a surprize trip to the Bridge reesintly. We only knew Jade fur about a year, but still, in a yeer's time you can love sumcat like Jade A LOT!




We have been thinking abowt 'Sheba's mom and Jade's mom a lot, and hope they can feel owr cumferting purrs and purrayers that we're sending their way.

Belated Condolinses

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My Ferst Clients

I think my new career choice as a boling coach is destind to be fenominally suksessful. Heer is my ferst groop of clients. Sum of them don't have pink balls, but it's hard to git them to remember all my importunt boling tips at once. However, nobuddy had any trubble rememberin to drink lots of Muther's Milk wile we plade.

My Ferst Clients

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Freaky Friday

It's cold so I made Rocky share the heeety pad with me. Rocky is a rugged indivijooalist hoo's not much into cuddling with mancats like me. But cuddle we did, and it was nice.

Freaky Friday

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Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday

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Mancat Monday Lovin'

Mancat Monday Lovin'

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Boling Tips

Sinse the FL is unemployed, I thot it wood be good for me to hire out as a bolin' coach. I boled at a Eukanuba/Iams fundraiser win I was in Ohio, and we won over 4000 bags of pet food to give to an animul shelter. My frends at Iams and Eukanuba do stuff like that all the time.

If I was a bolin coach, heer is a sample of whut I wood coach yoo on:

1. Pink balls are the best. If the pawholes are a littul tite, just work up a big wad of spit and hork it into the three holes on the bowling ball.Then yoo shood be able to moove yer fingers in and out eezily.
2. If you dress like a winner, yoo'll win evry time. Looks matter.
3. Start werking out. Sinse I werk out all the time and have good mussuls, it's easy fur me to throw the ball down the lane.
4. Resist the instinkt to run after yer pink ball.
   
5. Be a good sport. Maybe the winner will buy a round of drinks.
6. Get thare early if yoo wunt to skore sum bowling shoes. I was a littul late, and win I got thare they ded they didn't have any cat-sized shoes for me. Wich is too bad cuz them shoes have intristin' smells.
   

Do you think I could make it as a bolin' coach?

Boling Tips

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FSA: Switch Ears

I never knowed that I was suppost to switch ears okayshunully to avoid fatigue. Maybey that's why I need so many naps. Have any of yoo ever switched ears? I tugged and tugged at mine, but I coodn't get them off.

FSA: Switch Ears

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Nuthin' like a good shoebox

Nuthin' like a good shoebox

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New Bloggers! Phanto and his dawg, Truman

My best phrend Phanto and his dog now have a blog!

Pleeze add them to yer blogrole and welcome them to the cat blogosphere!

Link: http://atomicterriertimes.blogspot.com/

New Bloggers! Phanto and his dawg, Truman

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Star Trekkin

Yesturday wuz the FL's berthday, and to sellubrate we wint to the Star Trek exhibit in San Hozay. She ferst herd abowt this exhibit win owr bestest frends Shabby, Katie Tulip and Kalin's mom and pop wint to see it in San Deeaygo. We had to wate haff my lifetime for it to come neer Castro Valley by the big forest.

After we saw the exhibit, we wint to watch the Star Trek moovey in IMAX. That meens the movie is BIG and LOWD. Even tho the FL and Mr TF have seen the moovey a sqwillion times, they still liked seeing it agin. Ixept fur the ideeuts hoo sat next to us and brot a krying baby. I've never seen the FL use her evil eye so much.

Heer we are in the transporter. I cood not stand on a transporter pad all by myself cuz Flat Skeezix has a structural issue with one of his legs. So the FL holded me. We wint to Risa and then teleported bak, and yoo coodn't even feel that yer body had been chopped up into a millyun small peeses and throne into the sky.

It wuz a vary ixsitin' day.

BTW, yoo can barely see it, but I am waring my communikayter.

Star Trekkin

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The Tuesday Tail

The FL woke up to see my tale peeking owt frum whare I had burrowed under that Psyko Tripper's bed and blanket. She gits amyoozed win I burrow under things even win it's hot.

I'm always imberrist to show my tale cuz it's not floofy.

The Tuesday Tail

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Pleeze vote for ZIPPY SPEEDY and SADIE -- pass it on!

Owr best frends Zippy, Speedy and Sadie are finulists in moderncat's Doodle a Caboodle Contest! 

Pleeze pleeze pleeze drop by and vote fur them!

Pleeze vote for ZIPPY SPEEDY and SADIE -- pass it on!

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Vishus Deer Alert

If this brown masheen comes drivin' thru my nayberhood, I'm gonna throw toona joose on Tripper, grab the VDR and run as fast as I can.

Vishus Deer Alert

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Yankee Fan Friday

Jete, we're vary happy that yer teem wun the Werld Series. Yer lucky yer teem duzn't suk. Mr TF sez it's funny to heer the TV mens spending so much time talking abowt a cat that WE KNOW!!!

Yankee Fan Friday

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Dona Nobis Pacem

Vizit the Blogblast fur Peese Website.

Dona Nobis Pacem

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Hero of the Munth

This munth's Skeezix the Cat Heroism Trofey goze to this brave kitteh hoo single-pawdedly brot a vishus deer to its neez. No werd on the fate of the poor kitteh. But let his bravado inspire the rest of us to be ever vijilunt aginst the vishus deer menniss.

Hero of the Munth

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My Sunday Sniff

My Sunday Sniff

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