
We had a vary excitin' day today. The FL cawt a COON without Marlin Perkins' help! And I SNOOPERVIZED!
No, we didn't ketch the coon to eat it. We're not QWITE that poor, yet. This was a little sik baby coon that the Food Lady deesided had sarcoptic mange and needed treetment. She thot maybe she cood just git sum medisins frum the V-E-T to give to the baby, but the V-E-T told her it wood be better if she brot the baby coon in. I gess cuz they reelly wunt to stik that cold metul thing up his poophole like they do to me.
The Food Lady feeds the baby coon lunch every day; she calls him and he comes and eats. He lives under owr dek. He can hardly see, so he stays close to ware he knows he can git food and water. They don't call her the Food Lady fur nuthin'!

So today, she set up his lunch buffay but put it inside this big cage. Then she called him. He came, and frum the owtside, he reeched inside the cage to get the ham and turkey and smoked salmon she left for him. (I was the one hoo pikt owt the menu.) When she saw what he was doing, she was like, "Man, this will never werk." But evennchully he wint inside the cage, and the door slammed shut and the poor baby coon wint nuts.
The FL was vary prowd that it only took her 20 minits to ketch him.
And then she took him to the vets (she borrowed Gramma's car to do it so her car duzn't git scabies in it) and left him thare. That made her sad cuz she reely bonded with the baby coon. He will be cured and then will go to rehab (even tho I've never seen him drink Muther's Milk) and be reeleesed into the wild agin.

I hope he gits reeleesed back by owr howse, cuz we will reely miss him.
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Mutual of Castro Valley's Wild Kingdom
http://skeezixsscratchingpost.blogspot.com/2010/01/mutual-of-castro-valleys-wild-kingdom.html