Skeezix's Scratching Post: March 2010

The Cat's Meow Easter Tee Giveaway!

Hey evrybuddy, over at The Cat's Meow, we're givin' away a Skeezix Easter t-shirt. Heer's the skoop:

Easter is just around the corner and The Cat's Meow wants to help you celebrate with an Easter Cat T-shirt. Kittehs, surprise your Mom (or Dad) with this festive Easter t-shirt featuring Skeezix the Cat.

How to Enter
Go to The Cat's Meow (not here!) and leave a comment in the comments field of this post telling us how you plan to celebrate Easter/Passover/Spring.

Entry Deadline
Sunday March 28 at 11:59pm PDT.

Eligibility
Anyone may enter. Only one entry per household, please.

Labels: easter, giveaway, the cat's meow

Vary Disterbin

This is WAY WERSE than Matsui eeting Rocky the Sqwerl. I have just diskuverd thare is a THEEF livin in this howse with me, and I won't rest until I find out hoo it is.

Yoo see, my speshul frend Daisy gave me some skrumshus duk harts for Valentine's Day. But they disappeerd frum thare hidey place.

Then today, win I was sleepin in Tripper's bed (I do that win he's owtside makin berdies go ded), I happend to spot sumthing:

It was a bag of DUK HARTS stuft under his mattriss ware he keeps his Cat Fancy Magazines.

I investigayted further. The bag appeerd to be emty:

Sinse I am VARY THOROUGH, I made shur the bag was trooly emty without a single duk hart left:

Like I told yoo: vary disterbin. I mite have to hire Harley to find out hoo the kulprit is.

I don't think it's Rocky cuz he duzn't eet duk harts, just baby food.

My big bruther Mao is just crafty enuf to FRAME Tripper and git him in big trubble. Mao hates Trip cuz Trip likes to give Mao lots of kisses. And Mao did like the duk harts win I shared one with him. (I'm a nice guy, right?)

It cood be Tripper, but sinse he ways 22 pownds and I just way a littul over six pownds, wood it be wize for me to cunfrunt him with the evidense????

Labels: duk harts, my big bruther Mao, my speshul frend Daisy, that psyko stray cat tripper

I'm vary upset

Tonite I thot I'd settle my stummik a littul bit after all that Mother's Milk by eeting a cupple of the duk harts that my speshul frend Daisy gave to me for Valentine's Day. I've been just eeting one at a time cuz thare plenty big and they'll last longer that way. And win I eet them I think of Daisy and git urjes. So tonite I went lookin' fur my duk harts in my speshul hidey place by the Food Lady's compyooter, and they wern't thare!!! I looked EVRYWARE! I'll admit, I got a little emo. Maybey even a lot emo. I will not rest until I find them!!!!

Labels: duk harts, my speshul frend Daisy gives good prezints

Happy St Patrick's Day!

Happy St Patrick's Day, evrybuddy! I'll host a Mother's Milk to ya! Slainte!

Labels: st patrick's day

Outtake Toozday

I am a littul imberrist and ashamed to admit that the St Patrik's Day photo shoot didn't go as well as it cood have. Me and my big bruther Mao had JUST A LITTUL BIT of Mother's Milk beforehand so we'd be good an reelaxt. But even tho we were reelaxt, we coodn't focus vary good on the instrukshuns frum the fotograffer and the stylist. Like win they sed, "LOOK UP!" we did, but we kinda overdid it cuz we saw intristing stuff on the seeling and got distrakted. And I had to leeve to pee a lot.

I gess I'm just not as purrfeshunul a modul as my speshul frend Daisy is.

Labels: st patrick's day

How I Spended My Weekend

My speshul frend Daisy is the most byootifullest cat in the werld. I cood look at her all day. So this weekend I did just that, with brief intermishuns to go to my boner blankie to have urjes.

And yes, Milo and Alfie Marshall, yoo are kerrekt, and yoo were the ferst to acknowlidge that today is my fifth blogaversary. Yay for me. Hey, evrybuddy owt thare --- what was yer favorite post over the last five yeers?

Labels: 5th blogaversary, boner blankie, daisy the curly cat, urjes

Vishus Deer Traks Neer my House!

The Food Lady is almost all better now. And win she feels good and it's not raining or anything, she goes out of our SAFE house and goze into the big forest. She's usually gone for a long time, like for 3 or 4 naps. It makes me vary nerviss cuz the vishus deer cood eet her, in fakt I'm so nerviss I can barely sleep thru my 3 or4 naps.

She brings me pikchers back. This is whut it looks like win she's in the forest, looking at my house frum the hill acrost frum my house. My house is on the top of the hill in the middle -- the one with the big trees:

She also took a pikcher of a vishus deer footprint that she saw. Frum ixzamining this footprint, I can only kunklood that vishus deers have giant exzakto nives for feet. I asked her if she cood make a cast of it for me like they do on CSI so I cood ixzamine it more thoroughly, but she sed she wuzn't gonna hawl all that krap into the big forest with her.

It will be impossibul for me to sleep tonite, knowing that the vishus deers hoo made those footprints are OUT THARE in the forest, staring at me with their lazer beem eyes!!!

Labels: vishus deer

Doc Skeezix at yer Serviss

Heer I am taking care of the FL. She needs a LOT of taking care of cuz she spends most of her day deeling with her branes leeking out of her mowth and her noze, and then she puts them in tishoos and throze them on the floor and Mr TF goze, "Hey whut're yoo doin'? I'm not picking thoze up." But she just grones and rolls over.

Yoo can see how red her mowth and noze are frum ware the branes came out. So many came out, I don't think she has hardly any left.

Anyway, I have 2 vary speshul heeling pozishuns that make the FL feel better. This one I call the "Haff Nek." It's ware I lie on one side of her face and put my purrer next to her ear and my hands over her hart so she knows thare is love in the room with her.

The sekund heeling pozishun is the "Full Nek". It's ware I lie acrost her nek and cover it up like a tertle nek shirt so that I am purrpendikular to her spine.

I only use these pozishuns on speshul heeling misshuns. Normully, I lie on her chest parralell to her spine, with my butt in her face. This is called the BIF pozishun, or "da BIF"for short.

Now, I'm not a reel dokter like Miss Daisy is. I never plade Operation, and I kinda git faynt win I see bluds. I'm more of a spiritual heeler dokter.

Anyway, I hope if yer FLs ever git sik, yoo'll know whut to do. This is more importunt than CPR, fokes!

Labels: branes leeking out, food lady, food lady is sik

My VD gifts frum Daisy

Since the FL's bin sik for like furever, these fotos are a littul old. Whut can yoo do? My speshul frend Miss Daisy sended me a byootiful card. I won't show yoo the inside, cuz it's purrsunul:

She also sended me a catnip sheep toy. She sed cuz the sheeps furs were curly like hers, so it wood be just like cuddling up with her. So I cuddle up with my Daisy sheep on my speshul boner blankie, and I have urjes and fall asleep.

Win I sleep with Daisy the Sheep, I have VARY intristin' dreems!

She also sended my sum delishus freeze dride duck harts. The FL cuts them into tiny peeces. And then she hides them away so I can sneek sum fur midnite snaks.

I'm sorry not all of yoo can have a purrfect speshul frend like Daisy!!!!

Labels: daisy, urjes, valentine's day, vd

Happy Berthday, Jeter Harris!

Happy Berthday, Jete!!!!! I hope yoo OD on toona joose, and that dat orinje cat Joba is noware in site!

PEE ESS: The FL duzn't sownd better, but she didn't spend the hole day in bed today. Wich I think is progress. I'm werried, tho, cuz I can see her branes leeking out of her noze.

Labels: happy birthday, jeter harris