Skeezix's Scratching Post: May 2010

I want a horse!!!!

And not just any horse. I want THIS horse:

Labels: i love pink, pink is manly

Yoga is HARD!

I think they call this poze the sideways-facing cat.

Labels: spot 13 and spot 14, yoga is hard

Werdless Wenzday

Labels: hole foods, i love pink

Exciting News!!!!!

One of the most exciting things imajinable happened to Mr TF this weekend.

Don't ever bother trying to gess. Yoo'll never git it.

On Saterday, Mr TF rented a bigass truk to take all owr bags of pulled weeds to the dumps cuz they won't fit in the bloo masheen. Win he shode up at the truk place, gess hoo rented him da truk???

MR TINYDIK!!!!

Yep, Mr TD owns the truk rental place, and he also owns anuther bizniss for green bus transportation to help the invirenment. I don't know how paynting yer busses green helps the invirement, but I gess it duz.

Sinse we haven't seen his 2 Hummers or his 2 Furraris in a wile, maybe he's deesided to be nice to the invirement insted of milking the planit's reesorces dry. We hope so. But he still lets a few millyun galluns of water run off into the gutter winever he waters his lon.

I begged Mr TF to take Mr TD's pikcher win he reeternd the bigass truk, but Mr TF sed no way. So I can't show yoo whut he looks like.

Also, I DID NOT GIT TO DRIVE THE BIGASS TRUK. Mr TF sed it wuzn't a good idea fur me to drive rentull truks win I don't have a driver's lisense.

Da Bay to Brakers

Theeze poor mens didn't even have enough moneys to buy kyoot outfits or costooms for the race. The FL sed, "The only ones hoo run in the nood are the ones that no one would ever wunt to see in the nood." And yes, the guy in the yellow jacket is in the prosess of taking it off, and was nood abowt 30 secunds after this pikcher was taken. The Food Lady sed sumthing abowt tinier than tater tots, but I didn't qwite understand whut she ment.

This is me and my noo frend Lola after da race. Lola is vary stylish and fashunuble, as you can planely see:

More pikchers were taken by the Sports Photos peeple; I'll post the fotos win I git them!

After the Bay to Bakers, I got to go back to the salty pig parts place and ride thare bicycle:

San Fransisko.....

Tomorrow the FL is going to run akrost San Fransisko frum the Fairy Bilding to the oshun. It's also Mr TF's berthday, so we're making a weekend of it and we're staying at a ho-tel. That way the FL just needs to go downstares in the morning insted of having to get up in the middle of the nite to drive to San Fransisko cuz she has to run at 8 am wich is much much much erlier than she's used to gitting up.

Heer are just a few pikchers of this exsiting day:

Heer I am testing owt the bed in the ho-tell:

Me an Mr TF, looking out the window at the ho-tell:

And we had lunch at the Fairy Bilding at the tasty salty pig parts place. I did not see any fairies, wich wuz disappointin.

This is my tasty salty pig parts lunch. I wood have liked to have had sum grayvee on it, like Fansy Feest:

And me an Mr TF had dezert -- he had a mini-Scharfenberger and I had a poe-duh-krem. They were both vary delishus. My poe-duh-krem was rapt in pink tishyoo paper just like they knew I love PINK!

Fur some reezin, the FL is not happy that Berkly Hi Skool is having thare prom in owr hotel. I think it is nice, cuz I think I saw a ho or two. The FL is also not happy that a guy is on the sidewalk below is doing bad rap myoozik and it is amplifide so that evrywun in northern callyfornya can heer it. I think she needs to drink more coffee. The bad rap myoosik guy kinda made things seem peppy. We had a pritty peppy day.

Martha Stewart Put Me on Her Website!!!!

Yoo can klik this to biggify it. Boy, wuz I ever shokt win I was looking for the May Martha Stewart Pets Foto Kontest, and saw my pikcher on the contest page! Yup, thare I am with sum skreemin' littul spawn-of-basement-cat kitten! Wowie Kazowie! I hope this meens I'm one step closer to being on her show!

Labels: I heart Martha Stewart

I'm Back!

Me watching fur win the FL gits bak home frum running in the Big Forest.

Well, I haven't bin arownd much lately cuz the FL has bin bizzy. She's bin trying to git the bricks on the bak dek kleen cuz Jete's mom had thare's power washt, and the FL cannot take anuther foto of me in the bak yard until the briks are spik n span.

And, she is running in sumthing called the Bay to Brakers next week, so she's praktissing a lot, but mostly she's been werking on gitting all sined up for a 60-mile walk in Oktober for brest canser with Jeter Harris' mom. I think Flat Jete and I git to go along, too! Yoo can follow the FL's progress at 60milesforboobies.com. And I let her put a donate thing on my sidebar becuz, let's face it, my blog gits a lot more traffik than her booby blog will git. If yer intristed in joining Jete's Mom's and the FL's teem ("Blogger Babes for Boobies"), lemme know and I'll put yoo in tuch.

In other nooz, I've bin spending a lot of time on my boner blankie. I'm not ashamed to admit it. But contrary to popyooler beeleef, I don't think abowt Daisy the Curly Cat win I do it, cuz I hold her in the highest esteem, and we have a vary chased relayshunship. But I do think abowt that misteerius oranje cat down the street. I don't know whut it is, but win I think abowt that oranje cat, I just git the urjes. Heer is a pikcher of that misteerius oranje cat down the street: