Skeezix's Scratching Post: June 2010

Working on Wenzday

This is whut the laptop sees win it see me werking. I sit on the Lady'tts fun bags and push the buttins on the compyooter. Then werds and pickchers wom on the skreen and I'm done!

Usually spots 13 and 14 are in the FL's face.

Mancat Munday

Happy Mancat Monday evrybuddy!

Even tho I have big mussels and stuff, somecats still think I'm a kittin insted of a big mancat. So I got this vary stylish blingy teeshert to set them strate.

It sez, "Little Stud" on it. But since I'm a little too skinny, yoo can only see"STU" or "TUD" in the photos of the shert.

My big bruther Mao sez I've gotta have grapes to be a stud, so I gess I'll have to have the Food Lady buy sum win she goze to Safeway.

Yoo can see ware STUD is spelt owt in ixpensive jewls.

But I didn't think just spelling out STUD in preshuss jewls was blingy enuf. So I aksesserized with a beed nekliss. It will make yoo irrezistable with the laydeez.

Now if sum of the nayberhood cats wood just come over and ogle me and tell me how mancatly I'm looking!!!

Labels: I hope Daisy thinks this makes me look mancatly, mancat monday

Farewell, Whitey Ford

My deer frend, Whitey Ford, wint to The Bridge today. His mom is hartbroken. So am I. My eyes are leeking bad. The Food Lady and me met Whitey a few munths ago. We remember his byootiful two-color eyes and the way he eets all messy and gits da growt derty. Da coon that kraps on the roof tawt Whitey how to wash his feets in the water dish, so that's whut Whitey did, and then he trakt the water and dert all over da growt in da kichen. Evry singul day. He's the ferst cat I met that had a pink noze like me.

Yoo will be mist, Whitey. I hope thare is lots of growt fur yoo to get derty at The Bridge.

XXXOOO
Skeezy and Fambly

Labels: da growt, my best frend Jeter Harris, whitey ford

Duz anybuddy know....

How I can git my hares to do this????

Labels: haredoo, wigs

WE HAVE A WINNER!

SKROLE DOWN FOR NEW POSTS!!!!

The winner of the Pet's EyeView Camera and a Skeezy pawtograph is Nancy Vehrs and Mr Emerson. Boy, oh boy, Mr E, are yoo gonna have fun with this!!!

Thank yoo all fur yer donayshuns to the FL's brest canser walk; we reely appreesheate it. Tune in later this afternoon for this next week's 5-Buck Friday giveaway --- it's sumthing reely reely reely kewl!!!!

Labels: 3-day walk for the cure, cat cam, catcam, petcam, susan g komen

Feerless Friday

Labels: that psyko stray cat tripper, Tripper is ginormous

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!!

THIS MOOVEY WILL SKARE THE BEEJEEBERS OWT OF
ANY TENDER JOOSY YUNG KITTEN OR SCAIRTY CAT HOO WATCHES IT.

YOO HAVE BEEN WARNED.

LAST CHANCE TO BACK OUT.

MAKE SHUR YOO'VE TAKEN A LITTERBOX BRAKE BEFORE YOO WATCH THIS:

Look at how this dangeruss creecher is LIKKING HIS LIPS. At that point I had to kinda cloze my eyes, but as I was sqwinting, I think I saw the persun feeding the vishus deer tiny cut up parts of tender yung joosy cats!!!!! Have yoo ever seen anything so terrifying?????????

(Arn't yoo glad yoo took yer litterbox brake before yoo watched the moovey?)

Labels: mao and rocky's vishus deer repelunt, vishus deer alert

GIVEAWAY on The Cat's Meow

Hey evrybuddy! Just wunted yoo to know that this week on The Cat's Meow, we're giving away THREE Housecat Housecall prize packidges. The winners will git a Season 2 DVD, a Purina Cat Chow Notebook and a coupon for free Purina Cat Chow) wich makes a nice shelter donayshun if it's not yer brand.

And sinse hardy any Catsters can find The Cat's Meow these daze, yer chanses of winning are pritty good!

CLIK HEER TO ENTER.

PEE ESS: If you've had trubbul aksessing The Cat's Meow, bookmark "catsmeowblog.com". It's eezier to remember and takes yoo direktly to the blog. KTHXBAI.

Labels: carrie ann inaba, dr katrina warren, housecat housecall, the cat's meow

GIVEAWAY!!!!

As yoo may or mayn't know, one of my good buddies is that big oranjie icon, Morris the Cat hoo is a spokescat for 9Lives. He asked me to intervyoo him for The Cat's Meow, and he sweetened the deel by offering his purrsonal pawtograph AND a pare of his sooper-kewl shades as a prize!!!!!

So, hed rite on over to The Cat's Meow and leeve a comment to enter, and maybe yoo'll be the lucky winner!

Labels: morris the cat, spokescat

Sumbuddy's Got a Case of the Mundays

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!!!!

THE FOLLOWING PIKCHER WILL SKARE THE BEJEEBERS OUT OF KITTINS AND SCAIRTY CAT CATS.

YOU HAVE BIN WARND!!!!!!

(Heer's yer last chanse not to look.....)

This foto was taken just as he was taking his ferst bite. This vishus deer has obveeussly hipnotized this cat with his layzer beem eyes.

I do not have the foto of him skewering this poor tender yung joosy cat, but still, I hope this foto will be a warning to cats evryware to keep yer gard up and make shur yoo always have ~~Mao and~~ Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellunt with yoo win yoo go owtside.

Don't Blame Pink

OK, so heer's yer fashun tip of the week: Don't blame pink if yer "look" suks. If yoo eet lots of Temtayshuns regularly, yoo will blow up like a balloon (or maybe even grow balloons on yer chest) and look like this woomun hoo cood also use a few makeup tips. Kittehs, if yoo take care of yerself, yoo can git by on yer nacheral byooty, just like my speshul frend Daisy the Curly Cat.

More Ixsiting Things

The Food Lady took me to Sanfransisko on Thurzday. We pikt up Petcare Bev and we wint to Dogster hedqwarters.

Heer is me and the FL and Petcare Bev:

My frends Moxie and Lucy wern't at Dogster, but thare was a noo dawg called "Puppy". Puppy was a little scairt of me, but I gess that's not unusual win yoo meet a sellebrity bigman cat like me:

After Dogster, we wint SHOPPING!!!

Becuz I uzually by my kyoot owtfits on the innernets, I have NEVER bin into a store full of kyoot pet owtfits!!!! Just WATE till yoo see whut I got!!!! (HINT: Villidge Peepul)

And then we wint for koktales at a place I've bin to many times: Eddy Rikkerbakers. I vizited with the mayter dee, Mr Higgins:

We met Nikole frum Dawgtime thare:

Nikole brot her dawg Milo:

Milo iz abowt 1000 times bigger than me, so I stade on the table with the koktales wile Milo begged Nikole to give him treets.

After this pikcher, the FL and Petcare Bev were yakkin an yakkin and they furgot to take more pikchers of me. In fakt, the FL furgot to take a pikcher of my good frend Dr Barkus hoo met us after Nikole left. It was nice to vizit with Dr Barkus agin. We were laffin an laffin.

I have one more foto of the foto shoot ware Mark Rogers wuz takin pikchers of dawgs. Yoo can see how hard Mark Rogers werks, cuz I bet he got grass stanes all over his kyoot owtfit.

I'm gonna spend da weekend nappin an nappin after all that ixsitement!!!!

Labels: catster, dogster, petcare bev

My ixsiting day

Today was a very ixsiting day. I got to go to Santa Roza to watch a foto shoot by my purrsunul fotograffer, Mark Rogers. Mark was not shooting me. He was taking pikchers of puppies hoo are service dogs for Canine Companyuns for Independense. They were also filming moovies of the dogs there.

The pikcher above is me with the video krew. My new best frend, BJ (the hansum fella in the green hat), is my biggest fan. He knew hoo I wuz, even tho we had never met beefore. That is the power of the innernets, my frends.

We hanged out at CCI for a wile, and I got to meet sum of the dogs. This one is Glenna: