Skeezix's Scratching Post: July 2010

DMM's Custum Pet Portrit

This week, Daisy Mae Maus received the speshul portrit she wun by donayting munneys to the Food Lady's brest canser walk. The FL even inklooded the FAs! Heer is whut the finul portrit looked like:

That's Pumpkin, Charmee (with a Lucky Charms hat) and Sparky Fuzzypants down below. They arn't as big as DMM cuz they are not as importunt as she is. DMM is the boss of the howse.

Rocky thot the FL did an espeshully good job paynting DMM. He sed she looks almost as hot in the paynting as she looks in reel life.

The FL paynts on five sides. Heer's whut it looks like frum the side:

And here is a deetale shot:

The Food Ladey even sed I can give anuther one away as a prize!

So far, the FL has only razed $1453 for her brest canser walk, wich is almost haff of her $3000 gole. She only has 63 more days to raze the munneys.

If yoo klik heer to donate, yoo'll git one chance to win for evry $5 yoo donate. For evry $25 yoo donate, yoo'll git an extra chanse fur free (6 chances fur the price of 5).

Yoo can follow the FL's training progress heer. Altho she's behind on her training rite now cuz she's had sum bad sikness problems, she won't let anything stand in the way of her walking 60 miles in October. She even walks in her dreems. Last nite she dreemed she got a big blister on her heel.

So, donate $5 now fur a chanse to win a grate custum portrit of her cat famly. Dedline is August 15th.

Labels: breast cancer walk

My Hero!

We all know that cats are the bravest creechers in the werld, no better demunstrated than heer, with Ginger tackling this vishus deer and restling him to the grownd. I think it's safe to say that Ginger is just a littul bit insane, kinda like Mel Gibson was in Lethal Weppun. And still is.

Labels: vishus deer

In the Navy....

Yoo know, sumtimes I get emale frum my frends and reeders saying I need to "man it up" a littul bit and lay off the pink.

Well, I can safely say I will NEVER lay off the pink, but I do take fashun tips frum sum of the manliest men I know, The Villidge Peepuls.

Yes, the Villidge Peepuls will always be rememberd as a fashun forwerd groop of manly men hoo cood also danse good and sing. And they had big mussuls like me. Next to "Y.M.C.A.", and "Macho Man" my faverite Villidge Peepuls song is "In the Navy."

As yoo can planely see, the Navy look is vary dashing and sporty:

The vary best part of my navy look is the shiney gold angker on the back. It's vary blingy. And gold is vary vary classy. It makes yoo look vary "upper crust" even if yoo don't git crusties in yer eyes like I do:

Labels: feline fashionista, In the Navy, Village People

Wordless Wednesday

Labels: i love mr tf

My New Swimmy Soot

This weekend I got to try on my new swimmy soot! It is VARY kyoot. I choze a 2-peese for modesty reezins. It's always better to leeve a littul to the imajination than to let it all hang out:

As yoo can planely see, my swimmy soot not only has a kyoot hot pink ruffle, but more importuntly, it has a TALE HOLE:

Mr TF has agreed to give me swimmy lessuns. He used to be a lifegard and a swimmin teecher. He was vary payshunt with me. Here he shode me how to chek out the water and make shur it's the rite tempracher:

Heer's anuther view of the tale hole:

Mr TF told me that a good way to enshur yoo never drown is to never go in the water. So I didn't. He also shode me how to put on sunskreen so I can be owt in the sun withowt werrying abowt my furs changing color frum wite to brown. So it was an informayshun-packed ferst swimmin lessin.

Labels: bloo legs, Mr TF, swimmin, swimmy soot, tale hole

Winner of the Feline Fashionista Pack AND Boxer Shorts

The winner of the Feline Fashionista fun pack PLUS Boxer Shorts is ..... Rosie and Cheeto! And we'll throw in some dawg swag fur Rockford.

Concats, you two! And don't furget to share with Furry Rodent Shelby!

Is that the weekend up ahed?

Me and my big bruther Mao are gittin reddy for a grate relaxin weekend. How about yoo?

BOXER SHORTS ADDED!

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including the one abowt me
and my boxer shorts!!!!

BOXER SHORTS ADDED TO GIVEAWAY!

As yoo may or mayn't know, the Food Lady suks at fun razing. She haz a gole of razing $3000 for her brest canser walk, but so far, she's almost $2000 behind on her fun razing. (The good news is that, becuz of all yer contribyooshuns, she's now 1/3 of the way to her gole!)

So I'm gonna try to help her.

As a speshul thank-yoo-fur-donayting gift, each cat or persun hoo makes a $5 donayshun this week will be entered in a drawing fur the fabuluss prize above, the Feline Fashionista gift package.

That's rite. Between now and Friday (7/16), I'm offering my reeders and frends the exkloosive oppertoonity to win this fabuluss package. Retale value is about$50.

This is the fabuluss giveaway l'm sponsering next week. It's the Skeezix the Cat Feline Fashionista Fun Fashion Pak. I'm shur Clinton and Stacey wood give this prize a big thums up if they new I existed.

Heer's evrything the winner will git:

A "I Know I'm fabulous' t-shirt with pusgetti straps in my size or a size bigger.
A hot pink boner blankie. (This blankie has NOT bin "broken in," cuz the FL woodn't let me. If the winner can't figyer owt how to git it to werk, I will purrvide an instrukshunul video.) If yoo are a kittin, I have to chek to see if it's legul fur me to ship it to yoo.
A hot pink fether boa (wich is vary nice to rub aginst win yoo git da urjes).
My fashunuble shades with hot pink lenzes.
A Hello Kitty handbag (Kyoot!)
Skeezy BOXER SHORTS! (Your choice: brand new or pre-worn)

Heer are the boxers:

Whut's not inklooded is the pink nit breast canser ribbin collar I'm waring in top foto.

Heer's how yoo can enter to win:

Go to the Food Lady's Suzun G Komen donayshun page, and donate $5 or more. More is better, but $5 is grate. For eech $5 yoo donate, yoo'll get an entry in the prize drawing. Donate $25 and get an extra entry (6 insted of 5) as a bonus.
Having trubble donating online? Click heer for a donation form yoo can male in.
If yoo have previussly donated to the Food Lady's funrazing efferts, yoo'll awtomatikly git one free chanse to win this prize.
Entry dedline: noon PDT on Friday 16 JULY.
Winners announst Friday afternoon, along with a new giveaway.
Yer donayshun is taks deduktuble.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!

The winner will also git a FLAT SKEEZIX of yer vary own, pawtographed on the back frum me!

So whut are yoo wating for? Koff up $5 like a hareball for yer chanse to win!

Thank yoo.

Labels: susan g komen

Wordless Wednesday

Labels: wordless wednesday

No More Titey Witeys for Me!

I'll let yoo in on a littul seekrit. Ever sinse I gave away my titey witeys to my speshul frend Daisy, I've bin waring boxer underpants. Yoo can tell thare boxer underpants becuz it sez so rite on the wasteband.

I fownd I liked boxers better cuz they gave my boys room to breethe! Heer I am on my patrols, waring my kyoot mancatly plad boxers. As yoo can see, I like waring 'em low, cuz that's the current fashun.

They have thare own tale hole and evrything! Win yoo shop fur boxers, it's important to chek to see if thare's a tale hole. Sum boxers don't come with taleholes installed, and that can cawze problems cuz yoo know, the tale's gotta go sumware!

But if yoo don't have a tale hole, just look at the brite side: When thoze stinky fyoomz come out of yer stinkhole, they'll stay inside yer underpants insted of smelling up the room.

Whut kind of underpants do yoo ware -- titey witeys or boxers???

Labels: boxers, fashun show friday, tighty whities

Wordless Wednesday

Labels: wordless wednesday

I was feecherd on HuffPo!!!

I got the surprize of my life yesterday win I saw that I was feecherd on the Huffington Post. But I need to make it cleer that I do NOT hate the FL and Mr TF, and of korse, I LOVE getting drest up in kyoot owtfits. So I don't think they did much reeserch.

Click here to see the hole page.

Labels: huffington post, media bias aginst cats in kyoot owtfits

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!!!

THIS IS THE MOST GROOSUM AND HORRIFYING VIDEO OF A VISHUS DEER GITTING REDDY TO EET A TENDER YUNG JOOSY CAT
THAT YOO WILL EVER SEE!!

KITTINS, GO AWAY.
YOO CAN LOOK AT IT WIN YER AN ADULT.
IF YOO DARE.

SRSLY.
IT WILL SKARE THE POOP OWT OF YOO.

OK. WELL, LOOK AT IT AT YER OWN RISK.
AND HAVE SUM SMELLIN SALTS HANDY.

Labels: vishus deer alert, vishus deer are gitting more and more crafty

FIVE BUCK FRIDAY Giveaway Winner (Cat Portrait)

I'm happy to annownse that Jessica and Daisy Mae Maus won this week's giveaway, a custom painted mixed-media pet portrit by The Food Lady!

Don't werry if yoo didn't win the portrit this time arownd. We'll be giving away more in future Five Buck Friday giveaways!

Labels: cat portraits, dog portraits, pet portraits, susan g komen

VISHUS DEER ALERT: Thare luring us with BERDS!

Well, kittehs, thoze vishus deer just keep gitting trikkier and trikkier. Now they are trying to lure tender yung joosy cats by waring berdies on thare baks. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS FAKERY!!! If yoo see a berdie, just walk away. Cuz yoo mite not notiss it is on a vishus deer's bak.

Yoo have bin warnd.

Labels: vishus deer, vishus deer alert, vishus deer are gitting more and more crafty