Happy New Yeer!!!!!

WOWIE KAZOWIE! It's almost 2011 alreddy! How time flize! I hope yoo all have a grate Noo Yeer and enjoy the Roze Purrade tomorrow!!!!!

(Do yoo like my custum "Skeezix the Cat" shades??)

Happy New Yeer!!!!!

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Pantone's "Color of the Yeer"

I was so exsited this morning to reed that "Honeysukkul" is Pantone's "Color of the Yeer." I don't know why they wunted to fansify the name by calling it honeysukkul, but rest asherd, the color is HOT PINK, and it makes me so happy that I am offishully a trendsetter. Akshully, I think honeysukkul shood be the color of the DEKADE. I can tell that 2011 will be a grate yeer with such a grate color.

I can just imajin me an my speshul frend Daisy taking naps in this grate HOT PINK bed. All cuddled up an purring in our pinkness.

KTHXBAI. I've gotta go hit my boner blankie.

PEE ESS: Daisy, yoo shood emale me at my werk emale: skeezix ***At*** catster ****DOT***com

Pantone's "Color of the Yeer"

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Pantone's "Color of the Yeer"

I was so exsited this morning to reed that "Honeysukkul" is Pantone's "Color of the Yeer." I don't know why they wunted to fansify the name by calling it honeysukkul, but rest asherd, the color is HOT PINK, and it makes me so happy that I am offishully a trendsetter. Akshully, I think honeysukkul shood be the color of the DEKADE.

I can just imajin me an my speshul frend Daisy taking naps in this grate HOT PINK bed. All cuddled up an purring in our pinkness.

KTHXBAI. I've gotta go hit my boner blankie.

PEE ESS: Daisy, yoo shood emale me at my werk emale: skeezix ***At*** catster ****DOT***com

Pantone's "Color of the Yeer"

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WIN THIS FASHUN CALENDER!

Over at The Cat's Meow, we're givin away a Fashun calendar full of Feline Fashunistas (they are missing, however, the werld's 2 gratest Feline Fashunistas, me and my speshul frend Daisy).

Anyway, it's a grate calender, and yoo shood try to win it. CLICK HEER TO FIND OUT HOW TO ENTER.

WIN THIS FASHUN CALENDER!

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Happy Catsmas!

Happy Catsmas evrycat! I was vary disappointed that they didn't have thoze groovy Krissmiss tree glasses in my size.

We did not send out a Krissmiss card this yeer cuz it didn't seem rite so soon after Rocky wint to the Bridge. But we thank evrybuddy for thare holiday wishes, and maybe we'll send out a bunch for VD or sumthing.

Happy Catsmas!

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Gloomy Day Glee

It was cold and rainy agin today, so I kept the FL compuny cuz she didn't feel so hot. She let me watch Glee songs on youtube. It's abowt my faverite thing to do next to looking a tummy shots of my speshul frend Daisy and thinking of that oringe cat down the street.

Glee is the best show that's ever bin on televizhun. It has LOTS of show toons. But it has other songs too. The Glee cast is all good singers, not like the FL hoo neerly brakes my eardrums win she tries to sing.

My faverite Glee cast member is Kurt. We have a lot in common. We're both fashunistas, and we both git bullied sumtimes and we both love Barbra Striseand and Madonna and Kristin Chinnowith hoo I SAW ON BRODWAY in Promises, Promises:

So my faverite youtube video is the one ware Kurt goze to the Dalton Akademy and heers the Warblers sing thare first song, Teenage Crush. I cood just lissen to that over and over and over agin. It's a ketchy toon with good dansing, and Blaine is hot hot hot. I wish I cood be hot like that. Maybe the FL will make me a Dalton Akademy blayzer.

Watching Blaine sing Teenage Crush shur beets lissening to Mr Tinydik's beegul dog bark bark bark bark bark the entire day wich makes the FL cranky in between sayin she's gonna call the sheriff.

Gloomy Day Glee

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FINELY!!!! Sum coveridge in the press!

Okay, I am so over not getting the award of Time Magazine's purrson of the yeer. OBveussly the selekshun process is rigged. But I'll just let it go. Cuz today I got menshuned on MSNBC!

Yoo can reed the hole story heer, but heer is the clip abowt me, PRAKTIKLY menshuned in the same sentinse as DENISE RICHERDS!!!! :

As yoo know, I was disappointed that I didn't git to go to the preemeere last week, so this makes up for it. Almost.

FINELY!!!! Sum coveridge in the press!

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Anuther loss.....

I thot this wuz my yeer. After all, I'd had my pikcher taken with Broos Jenner AND the Jimmy D sun guy, my name was in the credits of a Friskies moovey, and my speshul frend is the most byootifullest and popyooler cat on the innernets.

Imajin my disappointmint win I fownd owt I am NOT Time Magazeen's Person of the Yeer. Insted, sum Facebook guy wun it. Hek, I'm on Facebook!!!! It's not such a big deal! THAT COVER SHOODA BIN MINE!

I think I'm gonna go eat werms.

Anuther loss.....

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A confyoozin and bizzy week

I am vary confyoozed. Last week, the FL took my pal Rocky to Bullevard Pet Hospitul fur a followup. He'd had sum of his geezer teeths pulled. And then she came home and put me an my big bruther Mao and that psyko stray cat Tripper to Bullevard Pet Hospitual. They wade us and put a sqwert of sumthing in our mowths. I am bak up to 7 pownds, but it mite be becuz I ate a big lunch beefore I wint. They admired my big mussels. They cood tell I've bin werkin owt.

And then Mao and Rocky and Me and Tripper all wint home together. Tripper is qwiet in the car. So am I. So was Rocky. But man, Mao neerly braked owr eerdrums with his yowling. The FL kept sayin, "Mao shut yer piehole." But Mao duzn't follow direkshuns vary well. Yoo can heer Mao heer:

So, we got home. Rocky was kinda qwiet, and wint to sleep. Tripper wint owtside to wate fur it to rane cuz he likes rane. Mao still woodn't shut his piehole. But the next day, I lost trak of Rocky. I saw him at brekfist and he didn't eet nuthin not even baby foods or raw foods wich are his faverites. So I kept lookin fur Rocky on my patrols and I didn't see him. I coodn't ask the FL cuz she wuz way upset abowt sumthin and her face was leeking. So I just kept doin my patrols, but still it's bin a cupple of daze and I still can't find Rocky. I'm afrade I'm gonna git in trubble fur not keepin the howse in order during my patrols. Maybe the vishus deer ate Rocky wile I wuz likkin' my spot 13 and 14. I let down my gard and they got him. Or maybe Tripper sat on him and sqweezed the breth out of him.

So if I don't blog too much it's cuz I've got a lot on my plate. I've got to help the FL stop her face leekidge. I've got to finish makin my list of stuff for Santa to git me (inklooding gitting my own man cave). I've got to do more patrols to find Rocky. And I've got to find a kyoot owtfit and take a pikcher fur my Krissmiss card. It will be a bizzy week.

A confyoozin and bizzy week

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My Moovie Preemeer and Other Disappointments

Well, my frends, I've bin vary bizzy whut with the holidays coming up and also my HOLLYWOOD MOOVIE APPEERINSE!!!

Win I herd that I was starring in a Hollywood moovie and invited to the skreening tomorrow nite in Hollywood, I neerly wet my pants*. It wuz like all my hopes and dreems finely came troo. The most impurrtant thing, of korse, is to look good, and the ferst thing I needed wuz a pawdicure.

So I wint shopping for Soft Paws, and discovered they now come in vary glammeruss and klassy colors like gold and silver glitter!

So then I started to look for the cheepest price on the innernet, and yoo'll never gess whut I fownd!!! PINK GLITTER KITTY Caps!!!! I sqweeled reely lowd. It's like they were custum made for me!!

So I wipt owt the plastik and ordered them rite then and thare.

Then my hart was ripped out of my chest and thrown to the vishus deer.

Cuz the FL sed we were not going to the moovie skreening in Hollywood cuz we coodn't afford it and she wuzn't reely up to driving the bloo masheen that far. It wuz as if she told me I wuz gonna have to walk arownd nekkid fur the rest of my life I was so disappointed. After all my hard werk to become a sellebritty, she obviussly duzn't take my fabyoolussness seeriussly.

She explaned that cuz Mr TF pade a lot of munneys to Bullevard Pet Hospitul last week to keep Rocky alive, we have to watch owr expendichers this munth. I meen, I like Rocky and all, but SRSLY??? Make me stay home frum my moovie preemeer?

So I will have theeze fansy pink glitter toenales with noware to ware them to. Have yoo ever herd of such a travesty???

I am verklempt. It is a hard blow to take, espeshully so soon after heering that the Libberachey Myoozeum in Las Vayguss is closing down.

But after I git thru being verklempt, I am going to rite a letter to Kitty Caps to see if I can be thare spokescat. I think I'm a nacherul.

The moovie preemeer was part of the Friskies Repurrters project. I hope they put my moovey preemeer on the innernets.

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* If I wore pants, wich I don't.

My Moovie Preemeer and Other Disappointments

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