Note to Self

Win sitting on the koffey maker and it's time to hurl, aim for the OUTSIDE of the koffey maker, not the inside.

Note to Self

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We're Giving Away a KatKabin on The Cat's Meow!

The Cat's Meow is giving away a KatKabin - a stylish yet functional enclosure for outdoor/feral cats (that's not to say that your indoor cats won't adore it as well). A see-thru doorflap keeps out the weather while allowing the cat inside to survey his domain. (We're giving away the one-door version, but a double-door version is available which allows cats easy back-door egress.)

Click here for details on how to enter -- and don't delay! Entries close on Monday night.

We're Giving Away a KatKabin on The Cat's Meow!

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The Annifursary

Mr TF and the FL sellubrated thare wedding annifursary last weekend. And they took me with them. They wint to thare faverite city, Salsaleeto, ware they spended thare hunnymoon.

Heer I am by the grate golden gate bridj. Wich is not gold. It's persimmun as anywun can planely see:

The Coast Gard werk neerby. They have neet botes. I waited to see if they'd give me a ride on one of thare neet botes, but nobuddy anserd the door.

(I wunder if this is ware Sarge and Ant Bee git on thare Krooze Ships? I wuz in thare sootcase win Sarge and Ant Bee got on the big krooze bote, so I didn't see much until Tina started the pole dansing lessins.)

This is ware we spended the nite. It's called Kavalo Point Loj. This is a pikcher of me on the purrade grownds, sitting in feskyoo. Mr TF loves to talk abowt feskyoo.

Me an Mr TF got to sit on the furanda of the restraunt and look at the bridge and drink koktales.


I ordered a pink koktale and they didn't even ask me fur my ID!

This is whut happens after yoo drink yer koktale. The werld goze all sidewayz and yoo feel qweer.

So I wint to our room and took a nap:

Tomorrow I'll show yoo whut happend after my nap!

The Annifursary

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Vishus Deer Alert - Thare gitting closer to me!!!!!!!!

The following is a troo reel story ript strate frum the hedlines of our local noozpaper. I am typing this very qwietly with the lites out so the vishus deer won't figyer owt that I am at home, becuz it appeers that they are gitting vary vary close to my home, and they are braking into home looking for me to silence my warnings and dismantle the Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellunt faktery. In case they git me, I am beeqweething my clothes to my best frend Daisy so she can start a Skeezix Fashun Muzeeum just like my idol Libberachy had in Las Vaygus.

And pleeze, frends, remane vijilunt aginst the vishus deer thret.

Yer Frend,
Skeezy

Deer crashes through window and into Castro Valley living room

CASTRO VALLEY -- While the deer that roam the land behind Camino Alta Mira are notorious for petty crimes of trespassing and foraging backyard foliage, it's not often that they raise the stakes to felonious breaking and entering.

But that's exactly what happened around noon Monday, when a spooked doe smashed through a window and into John and Loretta Starkweather's living room, sending a lamp and a butter tray flying and head-butting a sliding-glass door off its track before being corralled out the front door by the shouting, pillow-throwing patriarch of the house.

"I'm thinking about getting some bars on the windows, not to keep out the bad guys, but to keep out the deer," John Starkweather said.

Starkweather and his neighbors frequently see wildlife in the area, just off Redwood Road near Proctor Elementary School. He's had deer munch on his roses and traverse his yard before, sometimes jumping from the hillside and onto a low first-floor rooftop. He even uses coyote urine as a repellent, although he suspects recent rains may have washed it away.

Monday's doe had been chased out of a neighbor's backyard and onto his property, Starkweather said. He suspects it got freaked out when it found itself in his fenced yard and didn't want to go back the way it came. Hence, the shortcut through plate glass.

"I heard the first crash, came downstairs and that's when I saw the deer," said Loretta Starkweather. "I just looked at it and went right back upstairs."

Her husband snapped a couple photos, then tried throwing pillows and yelling at the startled animal to guide it toward the open front door.

After a couple runs in wrong directions and head-butting the sliding door at least eight times, the deer found the egress and was last seen bolting into the next neighbor's front yard. He said the deer didn't look any worse for wear.

"It was running fine, no legs flapping or anything," he said. "But it must have a sore head, after the way it was hitting that door."

His wife said that all things considered, they got off pretty easy. "We're just lucky we were home when it happened," said Loretta Starkweather. "It would have demolished the place."

LINK to orijinul story.

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Pole Dansing with Sarge, Jete and Tina

Well, the FL has bin sick the last week or 2, so it was a good time fur Sarge and Ant Bee to take me an Flat Jete' on a crooz. We wint on the vary byootiful bote called the Karnivul Dreem.

One nite, we had a boyz nite out. Ant Bee was playing Mah Jong or looking for cake or sumthing, so me an Sarge and Jete wint looking for fun.

Sarge met a nice ladey named Tina hoo shode us how to pole danse. Sarge wuz a nacherul as yoo can planely see in this pikcher. He hardly let Jete or me have a go at the pole! Yoo can tell by looking at Sarge that Tina was a vary good teecher!

Croozes are grate cuz all yoo do is eat an drink an nap an pole danse. Win yer on a crooz, life is grate!

Thanks Sarge and Ant Bee for takin me an Jete on anuther wunderful crooz!!!

Reed more abowt our crooz heer.

Pole Dansing with Sarge, Jete and Tina

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Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!!!

The following post is

TERRIFYING

and not rekummended

for kittens

or cats with week stummicks or bladders

REALLY!

I MEEN IT!

Now, I don't wunt yoo to wet yerselfs, but this is an emerjensy vishus deer alert going out to everycat hoo has berd feeders in yer yards --- the vishus deers have lernt that tender yung joosy cats like to hang out at berd feeders, and so they are hedding strate to the berd feeders win they git hungry. It's sort of like the vishus deer's in-n-out burger. Except it's in-n-out-tender-yung-joosy-cats. 
So be on yer gard, kittehs and be careful out there!

Vishus Deer Alert

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Don't Cry for Me Sarge and Tina

Well, last week I told yoo abowt how I LOVE to watch Glee, and I fownd owt that a lot of yoo like the

song "Don't Cry for Me Sarge and Tina," which is my favorite song so far that Kurt has singed on Glee. I reely like it best win they sing show toonz more than hip hop and rap and stuff. But I did like the kyoot owtfits they wore for the Lady Gaga episode. I keep trying to git the FL to buy me sum Lady Gaga costooms but she just tells me to stop talking baby talk.

I couldn't find Kurt singing Don't Cry for Me Sarge and Tina on youtoob, but I did find it on Hulu. Rachel sings part of it, but that's ok. I like her, too.

PEE ESS to Sarge: I don't know hoo Tina is, but I won't say a werd to Ant Bee.

Don't Cry for Me Sarge and Tina

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Toozdays are GLEE daze

As yoo may or mayn't know, Toozdays are the day that my faverite TV show GLEE is on, so I usually spend Toozday afternoons ketching up and watching all the songs agin. This week I watched Kurt and Blane sing "Baby it's kold owtside" abowt eleventy times. Blane is just SO DREEMY. I STILL don't have a Dalton Akademy blayzer, so I wared my pink cardigan with bloo trim wich is a very good prep skool look. It even has an insignia on it. Can yoo see whut the insignia is????

Toozdays are GLEE daze

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I'm Starting a Hare Band

As yoo all know, I am the lukkiest cat on erth cuz my speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat hoo is not only the most byootifullest and best drest and smartest and most popyuler cat on the innernets, but she also gits me good prezints.

Fur Krissmiss, Daisy sent me a pawsome collection of stuft toys, and one of them wuz a gitarr. So I put on sum hare and my blak lether jakket and I'm gonna put together a hare band. Any of yoo hoo have myoozikul talent are welcome to apply.

I'm Starting a Hare Band

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