The aCATemy Awards!

I am rooting for True Grit to win Best Pikcher at the aCATemy Awards. That is why I am waring my kyoot Rooster Cogbern owtfit. I am not waring cowboy boots cuz the FL sez that yoo can't ware cowboy boots in the howse cuz they'll git the floors derty. 

Can't figyer out whut to ware on the Red Carpit? Chek this out!

The aCATemy Awards!

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The Werst Day of My Life

All week long I have bin wayting for Friday cuz the Food Lady promist be thare wood be snow on Friday and that she wood take me owtside to make snow angels win the snow got heer.

Today I was bugging the Food Lady to take me owt to make snow angels and she kind of ignored me like I didn't even exist. So win Mr TF got home I asked him to take me owtside to make snow angels, and he did, but by that time thare was NO SNOW ANYWARES. He tride to make me feel better by telling me thare was no snow today after all, even tho evry purrson in the Bay Area was wayting for it. I think he was telling a little wite lie so I woodn't think the FL was being lazy and selfish fur not taking me owt to make snow angels.

So as yoo can planely see, it wuz the werst day of my life.

The Werst Day of My Life

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Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday

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Whut the....?

As da grate Jeter Harris wood say, this is disterbin.

Why is this boy about to feed this poor tender yung joosy cat to the vishus deer? I bet he'll grow up to be a cereal murderer.

Whut the....?

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And then there were three...

DMM, we are so sad to heer that Pumpkin wint to The Bridge. We're sending all owr purrs and purrayers yer way.

And then there were three...

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And then there were three...

DMM, we are so sad to heer that Pumpkin wint to The Bridge. We're sending all owr purrs and purrayers yer way.

And then there were three...

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MY GOOD WIG IS LOST FUREVER

My face has bin wet all day. I coodn't even git the enerjy to play with the speshul toy my speshulfrend Daisy got me for VD Cuz I wuz so upset. You see, I got a speshul wig to ware to the Royal Wedding in case I git invited. I had it out this morning to think abowtvwhut kyoot owtfit I shood git to go with it. And then I had to poop and win I got bak it wuz gone.

It wuz a vary fansy wig with BANGS and BRADES and PINK RIBBUNS. It kinda looks like this:

If yoo see it, lemme know. I can't offer a reward cuz I shot my wad on Daisy's berthday and vd prezints.

MY GOOD WIG IS LOST FUREVER

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Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Klik to biggify. You know, I don't reely beeleve yoo can have too many boas. They are not only fashunubul and make good play toys, but they also cover littul figyer flaws. LIKE YER FURCHIN, TRIPPER.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

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Hero Dog Saves Family Cat frum Vishus Deer

This moovey is a little hard to watch cuz you KNOW that a pak of vishus deer came and eated the dawg after the camra stopped rolling.

But I did wunt you to see how this dawg bravely diverted the vishus deer's attenshun frum the famly cats (hoo were watching in horror frum a safe distinse) and probly gave up his life to save them.

If yoo can bare to watch, look at how the dawg keeps trying to leed the vishus deer away frum the house ware the cats live. And he duz it over and over agin even though the vishus deer in trying to pound his branes in using his sharp and powerful feets!

Unlike us, dawgs only have one life, so this makes his act of heroizm and bravery all the more impressive. (Maybey I shood talk Titus into coming and living with me. Or Parker's dawg, Dimond.)

Stay safe my frends!

Hero Dog Saves Family Cat frum Vishus Deer

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Mancat Monday

I was qwite the mancat yesterday. Me an Tripper hanged out together chewin the fat, watching the Sooper Bole. I way 6 pownds and Tripper ways 22 pownds. He says it's 22 pownds of luv, but I'd say it's more like 22 pownds of psyko.

Tripper is werking hard to be my frend, but he still makes me a little bit nerviss cuz yoo never know win he's gonna tern on yoo. Win he gits out of line I just flex my big mussells and he cowers in feer then runs away. I AM THE DOOD.

Mancat Monday

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