Skeezix's Scratching Post: March 2011

Pleeze Help My Food Lady be the Purina Cat Chow Correspondent

As yoo may or mayn't know, my Food Lady is trying to git hired as the ferst Purina Cat Chow correspondent. So to help, I made a video to send to Purina to git her hired.

YOO CAN HELP! Click heer to go to the site on Facebook, post a link to the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqnp0zpUq7U).Then tell them why they shood hire the FL (applicant #4492).

Also, pleeze cross-post on FB and Twitter.

And watch the moovey I made.

thank yoo,

yer frend,

Skeezix the Cat

Labels: FACEBOOK, karen nichols, purina, purina cat chow, purina cat chow correspondent, twitter

Moe the Geezer Meezer about to Git the Axe in Kill Shelter in LA

My hart got broked the morning win I red abowt Moe the Geezer Meezer. Moe got dropped off at a kill shelter cuz he is "too old." Sweet Moe is only 12 yeers old.

Moe can be saved if he can git a foster home (in LA area) and $300 for his medikul ixpenses. Yoo can donate below or click here if yoo can foster Moe.

12 YEAR OLD POLYDACTYL SEAL POINT/SNOWSHOE SWEET SIAMESE "MOE" NEEDS OUT TODAY!!!!!

Sweet Moe was turned into the shelter on March 8th by his owners because he was too old.

Like most cats there, he has come down with URI and I have been given 5 hours notice to get him out.

We need a FOSTER and DONATIONS – at least $300 for his vetting , senior blood panel and pull.

PLEASE NETWORK HIM!!!!!!! HE is a DOLL and a VOLUNTEER FAVORITE!!! He also has extra toes in the front of his feet!!!!

Chip-In for Donations: http://carsoncats.chipin.com/moe

Labels: sausage factory

I'm gitting as good as Libberachey!

Mr TF is teeching me how to play the piano. I thot it wood be good cuz 2 of my gratest iduls are Libberachey and Elton John. So sinse I'm always looking to bild my skillset, I'm adding piano virchewoso to the list.

Now, don't feel bad if yoo can't play as well as this. I went threw many minits of trayning to git this good. Next I'm gonna try to git Mr TF to teech me sum show toonz. I just love show toonz.

Labels: i love show tunes, libberachey, piano, show tunes

My Exsiting Weekend

I had the most exciting weekend of my hole entire life on Saturday. Me an the Food Lady wint on a casting call for the Purina Cat Chow Correspondent, wich is a job I think I wood be good at.

The casting call was held at a Petsmart wich is a ginormous store full of pet stuffs. They had vary VARY fansy bathrooms thare that gave yoo a lot of privasy. I like my privasy. And it was a vary long car ride, so yoo know, I had to GO!:

Wile we were wating in line, I checked out the bedroom sekshun. I saw a bed that kind of gave me urjes thinking of kerling up with my speshul frend Daisy in it. It was pink with a pink bow and it was vary fansy. As yoo know, my speshul frend Daisy likes fansy.

After we purrformed fur the camra, the FL took me to see the All Yoo Can Eet Buffay at Petsmart. This part of the All Yoo Can Eet Buffay had all yoo can eet berds. But they came with fevvers on and they were lowd. Not nice and qwiet with gravy like yoo git in the Fansy Feest can:

So we wint over to the All Yoo Can Eet See Food Buffay. They had byootiful fishes with many colors. But yoo'd have to git yer paws wet, wich as yoo know, I HATE doing.

Thare was lots of bloo, just like on the Fansy Feest Shrimp and See Food can, but the fishes looked diffrint than whut comes in the can. They were pritty. I cood have watched them all day.

These berds was bilding nests! It was fasinayting!

Mr TF was thare with us. He told the FL that if she made him her speshul majik pancakes that he'd come along. Heer I am higher than Mr TF!!! I'm on top of the werld's tallest cat tree!

I had a vary good time at the Petsmart and made lots of new frends. Yoo shood git yer peeple to take yoo to Petsmart. It's fun!

And afterwerd, we got to go to Mikdonulds, cuz the FL sed the koffey was kikking in. I had to stay in the car with Mr TF for that. Cuz yoo DEFINTLY don't wunt to be with the FL win the koffey kiks in!

Labels: All yoo can eet buffay, Petsmart, purina, purina cat chow correspondent

Happy St Patrick's Day!

Green beer fur evrybuddy!*

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* Except Tripper. Cuz he's a krazy drunk and tries to eat me.

Labels: st patrick's day

FREE KIBBLE FOR JAPAN CATS!

Today's gest riter is the Food Lady, hoo has asked me to spred the werd asking evrybuddy to go over to FreeKibbleKat and answer the daily trivia qweschun:

Today (16 March), 100% of the kibble that FreeKibble.com and FreeKibbleKat.com raise will go to earthquake and tsunami relief efforts in Japan. Their goal is to raise over 10,000 meals in one day for the effort. If they reach 1 million pieces of kibble today, Halo for Pets will match the donation. And it won't cost you a cent.

HOW IT WORKS

Go to FreeKibbleKat.com or FreeKibble.com and answer the day's trivia question. And you're done. Yep! That's all it takes. At no cost to you, you've just donated ten pieces of kibble.

I recommend dropping by every day. The trivia question is always fun, and over the course of a year, you will have donated 3650 pieces of kibble -- at no cost to you!

ABOUT FREEKIBBLE.COM

Since FreeKibble was started by teenager Mimi Ausland in 2008, FreeKibble has donated almost 350 TONS of kibble to animal shelters across the country. (Click here to view totals.)

Mimi was elected the ASPCA Kid of the Year in 2008. She's been profiled in Cat Fancy Magazine, on the NBC Nightly News, and People Magazine. She's also been a guest on the Ellen Degeneres show.

But why are you still reading this? Click here to donate your free kibble.

Labels: freekibble.com, japan, tsunami

Win Yer Own Custom Flat Cat!

OK. So I haven't bin arownd much cuz Sarge Charlie and Ant Bee took me on anuther kruze with them, and boy, Sarge Charlie is a pawty animal!

Sarge Charlie interdoosed me and Flat Jeter to da grate John Heald. Ant Bee was so excited she cood hardly hold the camra still. Or maybe she was just jittery frum eatin' all that cake!

It reminded me of anuther grate trip I wint on, last summer with Flat Tyler:

Me an Flat Tyler LOVE Brodway shows. We wint to see Promises, Promises, and we even got to meet the flat stars of the show!

This munth, Flat Tyler is razing munneys for Small Paws Bichon Rescue. For a teeny tiny donayshun of just five buks, yoo'll git a chance to win yer own custum Flat Pet!!! This is espeshully grate if yer mom or dad suks at making Flat Pets and ends up in the emerjinsy room with a gusher like Dan Akroid playing Joolia Child on Saterday Nite Live. (Or makes yoo end up looking like yoo gots too much junk in yer trunk.)

But yoo won't just git a chanse to win yer own flat pet. Yoo can also git a chanse to win one of the Food Lady's kreeayshuns, a custom mixed media portrit like this one she did fur my speshul frend, Daisy!

Click here to check it out!

Labels: Flat Cat, Flat Skeezix, Flat Tyler

I'm a littul embarrest...

Sumtimes I dreem of my speshul frend Daisy win I nap. My big bruther Mao duzn't like bein' Daisy's stand-in. He sez "Git yer pie-hole outta my booty!" I don't like it win he talks meen to me like that.

Labels: mao's butt, my pie-hole, my speshul frend Daisy