Gess ware I'm going???

Can anybuddy gess ware I'm hedded? Here's a hint: It's the last name of one of the pare of fashion expurrts who I idolize.

Gess ware I'm going???

http://skeezixsscratchingpost.blogspot.com/2011/04/gess-ware-im-going.html

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!! As yoo can planely see, this vishus deer is hanging out by a big berd becuz he noze that big fat joosy cats like Tripper like to make berds go ded. So all he has to do is wate for a big fat KLOOLESS joosy cat like Tripper to come along and BAM!

Well, yoo know the rest. I don't wunt to git groosume!

AND BE CAREFUL MEEZERS AND BILLY! This deer livs by yoo!!!!!

Vishus Deer Alert

http://skeezixsscratchingpost.blogspot.com/2011/04/vishus-deer-alert.html

Sorry I haven't bin blogging

I wunted to apologize to evrywun for not blogging more on my Scratching Post. Things have bin hot and hevvy over at The Cat's Meow, wich has reqwired a lot of my attenshun.And the Food Lady has NOT gotten my Easter owtfit yet. And I have NOT fownd anybuddy in the UK to take Flat Skeezix and Flat Tyler to Lundun during the Royal Wedding. So I've been deeling with a lot of poop!

All I can say is, pleeeeze bookmark CatsMeowBlog.com.

Oh, and don't furget to vote for my speshul frend Daisy for the Best Blog Award. Just klik that orangey yellow badge at the top of the right columm.

Sorry I haven't bin blogging

http://skeezixsscratchingpost.blogspot.com/2011/04/sorry-i-havent-bin-blogging.html